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Apr 30 2014

Hausman’s Newest Hero

We have a new hero! NewsFlash has joined Team Hausman. Born under mysterious circumstances in the newsroom of the Urbanopolis Times during a crashing thunderstorm, NewsFlash was a wunderkind. She grew to be renowned throughout Urbanopolis for her superpowerful ability to report the news faster than the speed of light.

But on her 18th birthday, when she broke her 1000th story, everything changed…